Monday, November 16, 2009

These are a few of my least favorite things

Leggings as pants

Sweatpants with elastic at the ankles

UGG boots

Sweatpants with UGG boots

Belly shirts

Low rise pants

Purses that can double as luggage

Thick eye liner

Platform shoes

Sequined & lace cotton tank tops

Striped hair

Ed Hardy t-shirts

Hockey jerseys as dresses

Everything boasting fringe

Pleats

Chunky-heeled shoes

Really tan skin

Bump-its

Jeans without back pockets

Neon

Crocs

Denim button ups

Shirts sporting horses, deer, ducks, kittens, or dogs

Skorts

Green eye shadow

Shirts with key holes at the chest

Polyester

Bleached hair

Panty lines

Pleather

Bell sleeves

Flanel shirts

Mall bangs in 2009

2 comments:

  1. What is left for you to wear?

    And does 'bump-its' refer to an item of clothing as well? I hope so, cause I love extending my fist towards my friends in a celebratory manner and telling them to 'bump it.' I would be disappointed if it was one of your least favorite things.

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  2. Saw a girl at a funeral yesterday wearing a nice black dress with black tights and brown Uggs. When did that become appropriate? And where were her friends to tell her it was a bad look?

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